Football weekend

Lots of football on TV this weekend. I wonder if you will hear any gems like these (thanks to David Crellin):

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "

David Beckham

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."

David Beckham

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."

Neville Southall

"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."

Alan Shearer

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona "

Mark Draper

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."

Peter Shilton

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."

Ian Wright

"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."

Ugo Ehiogu

" Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough."

Jonathan Woodgate

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush

"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."

Mitchell Thomas

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."

Stuart Pearce

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."

Alan Shearer